12.6.08 11:19 PM
911!!! COCKROACH!!!
Man! Stinking bugs ):
Specifically: ROACHES!
I can imagine it crawling up my legs...UGH!
Okay, so, I was in the toilet ready to floss and brush my teeth and braces - as usual. We're going to change our braces colour-things on Monday, and I have to extract my baby tooth too): So, I was about to reach out for my tiny-floss/"brace brush" when I saw It! IT! That...that...BLACK (actually brown, with hairy legs!) GUNK! (See? I know what gunk is!) And it was THIS CLOSE to my hand! THIS CLOSE!!!! EEEEEEEW! Okay, you may think I'm acting all bimbotic here, but if you went up close and personal with a roachie, won't you feel that way too? So I was so shocked that I was squealing, not screaming, outta the bathroom and mummy was like "What?!" (I kinda pissed her off a while ago, more later!) and I told her and she was all nonchalant and went to the kitchen for a drink.
WHAT THE..?!
So I went to render help from Shermae, my little hero... Okay, so she was all "
macho woman!" and I was all "
Damsel in Distress!!". Unfortunately when she saw Roachy (I shall call it Roachy now)on the sink, she deflated and went to Mama for help.
Macho Mummy!saves the day~~M.M.: Hand me a rolled up newspaper.
DiD: Yes Mummy!
*hands it over
M.M.: Now, stand back!
M.M.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH~ CHIONG ARH!!!
BOOM! BAM! POOOW~ KABLANG!
*sound of toilet bowl flushing...
When mummy emerged from the toilet, without a single drop of sweat on her (*WOAH!), Mae-mae - the deflated Heracles - and I - the Damsel in Distress no more! - were on our knees, literally, and kowtowing to Mummy the Great! Then Mummy the Great suddenly charged towards me, threatening to hit me with the Dead-Roachy-infested newspaper roll! So I ran for dear life (and almost slipped while runny...mmm smooth feet?) and was screaming, I don't know why but Shermae was screaming too. I guess that's a Twin Thing. One of us starts screaming and the other joins in too!
So that's the end of
The Story of How Roachy ended in the sewers.
Next up, Drool!
So I wanted to tell mummy about the script I have thought up so far, but she was sleeping on the couch in front of the blaring telly. So I decided to play with her sleeping-self, but when I got nearer, I noticed that she had drool
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!
From the left corner of her lips curving and swerving, avoiding her hair, and going down towards her shirt's sleeve! (Just saw this A&F active shorts which looks like mini-unbreathable boxers! And they name their clothing with Human names...seriously) So , stiffling a laughter, I started breathing into her face BUT SHE DIDN'T EVEN STIR! So, I decided to be a good girl and woke her up to tell her about her...her...LONG DROOL! Man, I should have taken a picture of it first, for memory:D I would
NEVER post such a HUMILIATING picture of mummy on my blog! (I'M CROSSING MY FINGERS LALALALA!!) So I got scolded for waking mummy up, but at least I saved her the humiliation of ME posting her...okay I said I would never didn't I? (ACH! MY FINGERS ARE LOCKED!!heheheeeeee)
So, as I mentioned previously, I am/was looking at the A&F web and their clothings (AND MODELS! Oh, why's it so hot in here suddenly???) So, I'm saving some of the pictures..................
PICS!:
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MELT YOU HELPLESS FEMALES!!!*melting...

This is a tank?

Isn't this supposed to be a tank? No, it's a tank for anorexics...

THERE! THAT'S THE BOXERS-IMPERSONATOR!

Hello, Janice's sister!

"He's so hot I wanna bake cookies on him." - Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly

I bet he's 16 and ran away from home to be a model - his dream job - and when he finally reaches his goal only then he worries about his family and pregnant girlfriend and stuff! HA-HA!

He...he
shaves
Pretty in...simple:D!

Yoga anyone?

This is so similar to the one Shermae has!

Female

Male
Can match your boyfriend's!

Nice name (Eleanor), nice tee, I WANT ONE! :D

This is for kids...?

Nice dress!