23.3.08 1:48 PM
Rant...
I decided changing my Literature storybpard, it's kinda tough 'borrowing' a guitar from someone let alone a piano! So, let's brainstorm....
I think I have A.D.D. . Yesterday we (Mama, Sister and I. Shermae went to her friends' church and so went out with them afterwards) went out for dinner and Sister wanted me to stay with her while Mama went to the restroom. She got mad when I told her I needed to go too, nature was calling!! So on the way, Mama and I were complaining about her selfishness and I saw this cute picture of 3 puppies. THEY WERE SO ADORABLE! One look and I could tell that they were well groomed.. I don't know why but to me that was pretty random when I shouted out to my Mama about it =X
Ok, Lit. storyboard~
I was thinking about 'An embarrassing moment', eh? It'll be pretty interesting:D I got that idea whilst reading this site where people sent in their most embarrassing moments of their lives... And I realised most of them - no make that ALL of them - was while having sex!
Check it out!But there are others too of course(:
We may be going to the library later, so maybe I could use the library's toilet! But what if some guy (or guys! *gulp*...) was actually peeing in there?! Gee, too big a risk ):
This is one of the embarrassing-moment-of-my-life story! H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!
I am a very tall man (6′10″).
I was once on a flight from Auckland, New Zealand to a small town way down on the extreme souther tip of the South Island called Invercargill.
The plane I was flying in was very old propellar driven thing, I think it was a C47 Goonie Bird.
The toilet was certainly not designed for a guy my size because the bowl was against the far wall, but the ceiling curved backwards. I found myself leaning way back like I was doing the limbo and trying to urinate at the same time.
Being a propellar driven plane, we hit a bit of turbulance. Because I was leaning backwards so much, put my left hand behind me to brace myself against the door and continued to urinate.
My left hand accidentally hit the door latch and I fell backwards into the aisle and every passenger turned around to see me laying in the aisle with my penis in my hand and I could not stop urinating for the life of me.
I got back into the toilet and composed myself. After another 10 minutes, i returned to my seat and everyone started to applaud.
One old man thanked me for the funiest sight he had seen in all of his life.
I have never returned to New Zealand since.
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AAAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wipes tear* Gosh, the best part was when he fell out and still continued peeing!!! Ok, that's too obscene, where am I going to find a willing male model to do THAT!?
Ok, still no idea): Maybe I could try to remember a time... An embarrassing moment of my life... *thinking in process*
Meanwhile, read this!
My boyfriend and I were hanging out at his house one night, celebrating our 2 month anniversary. We had a nice dinner, and after that we were just relaxing on his couch and getting comfy.
Things started to heat up, and before you knew it, we were both naked and on the floor. There was a can of whip cream on the table and he suggested we have some fun with it. He sprayed me with the stuff and was just about to lick it of when his huge dog came running in.
He jumped on me and knocked my boyfriend over and started licking the whip cream off of me! Suddenly as if things werent bad enough, we heard my boyfriends parents’ car pulling up in the garage. My boyfriend threw his boxers on, and right after that, his parents walked in on us!
It must have looked so bad, it looked like i was recieving oral sex from the dog! It was a pretty bad situation, but I got out of there right after that. From that day I have never been able to look his parents in the eye!
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