30.6.07 2:01 AM
For Syifa's info.
The organs of the body were having their usual meeting and they were discussing who was the ruler of them all.
The Brain said, "I do all the commands in here, I should be the ruler!"
But the Stomach protested, "
NO! I digest the food for the body to survive,
I should be the ruler!!"
The Kidney replied, "No, no, no. You organs are
cuckoo!
I should be the ruler 'cus I rule, yo!"
The Rectum exclaimed, "No! Without me, the body will
NEVER survive!!!"
The other organs laughed at that comment. The Rectum was so pissed that it [not sure if he/she..] shut itself up.
Few days later, the other organs admitted defeat- The Rectum was the winner.
The Stomach was bloated, the Brain was worn out, the Kidney didn't rule anymore.
MORAL OF THE STORY: You don't have to be smart to rule, just be an ASS HOLE!
Oh, and one more advice people! Babies are DANGEROUS!!!
Err...see if I remember. Post another time.
Know what??
It's 2.11am according to my watch and I'm not tired!!
Just gotta go pee...x)